Monday, March 2, 2009

terms of the terms, of service...or disservice?


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so...having read that carefully i think i will show you all what a lovely lady gala is feeling like this morning. gala who? you seem pretty CURIOs! i don't know! pick a gala. really, go on, anyone you can think of will do. here is a, let's say, for purposes of this experiment, a theoretical conversation that could happen at some point between herself and myself. i think you know what i could mean!

okrebecca could say, i feel like i'mw atching someone set up the slowest digital performance art piece ever
Gala might then say ,
sawyer might insert, hi gala
Gala could then respond, hiiie sawyer
trudy as a third party could interject, what do you do here im new
and then trudy might follow up her question by admitting, and i dont have a clue
okrebecca might then joke, trudy, turn around and run as fast as you possibly can :)
and trudy might respond, y ?
possibly okrebecca offers a follow up joke on the follow up question by suggesting, this is the psych ward of the internet if ever there was one
and someone who really likes living by the Waterz might say, lmao becca
okrebecca might continue to muse, i've said it before, and i am sure i will have chance to say it again
then okrebecca would admit her own implicated status in the suggested "internet psychward" by theorizing, i am the resident who watches everyone else tongue their meds and i go ask for the extras in their rooms afterwards
and a random male bystander named Kraven who appreciates good humor might abbreviate, lmao
Gala might try to pursue her troll techniques by using one of her internet boyfriends favorite go to lines regarding physical size and weight, quipping, okreb how can you say no fatties
to which there may be no immediate logical response because the idea is taken from an extended work of humorous fiction, but okrebecca might eventually manage to let out, "no fatties"
to which okrebecca might add that, i say it by use of the english language
and to which the ever lovely and talented, giving, kind, generous, and skilled, but terribly horribly unoriginal theoretical character of Gala would force out, you know youre fat right
a question to which okrebecca could only modestly respond, yes :)
okrebecca would not fail to add however, who said i liked myself?
and Gala's brilliance might proceed with furthermore commenting, nice double standard there asshole
to which is this fascinatingly hateable okrebecca might respond based on what might be in what could be a profile on a possible internet forum that, theres a clause on double standards
adding, if you read the whole thing
and permitting every theoretical story line to have a happy ending, the princess Gala gets to have one last word before she would be muted in this situation, which she manages to make the amazingly insightful response, oh i guess i couldnt get that far

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