and if nothing else....JESUS LOVES UUUUUUU

call the whambulance, i'm going to need the rofflecopter to take me to an ER after seeing this store on the gl hunt...

FAITHHOPELOVE CHRISTIAN FAITH STORE

/me diessssssssssssssssssss laughing not before pissing her pants

(sorry i don't like posting one liners...but...i had no choice. the power of christ compelled me!)

*delete*...*delete* *tp*

i love boobs

do you love boobs? women should love their own boobs. i saw pru posting about the schadenfreude valentines candy box and i finally put it on and damned if i didn't have to click my own box for about 20 full minutes to get all my goodies. in the spirit of clicking your own box, i suddenly remembered a perfect item to wish you all a miserable valentines day with. here is the breast cancer awareness chair i picked up for free somewhere along the hunt. it's awesome, i really wish i had kept an organized landmark for it because all the properties say is "Breast Cancer Valentines Gift from Sher!" anyway, ladies, if tom green can tell the dudes to feel their balls, surely i can lovingly remind you all to feel your boobs. ashia, i'm looking at you and yr pasties over there on free*style

moral of this story: pink is good. pink can make you think. think about pink, put on the divynls, dress yr avi up in some heart or skull pasties and have at it womynz!

HOW TO PERFORM A PROPER BREAST SELF-EXAM

check out this pretty in pink dress from callie cline, it's the dressing venus and i certainly feel aphroditic in it. also drinkenstein sorbet got dropped into ahern earlier today and i started heckling about how great the skins were and got dropped this LOVELY new one not yet in store. damn i'm good!!!#%%% how do i do it???? i need to take some piccies of the back cuz it's got a pink dragon tat etched into the skin below the neck.

ps-just because i'm fishing for whale hookers does not mean i want e-sluts. kthx!

incestuous cliques like insect clicks

so i was thinking about the e-dramz today and laughing at the incest that occurs on sl more than it has since i was in high school. ladies, ladies, ladies, PLEASE, stop hitting on me when your man isn't around. and please, get your boyfriends to stop calling me. i don't answer my phone anyway! 

(what's the?) scenario:

AA begs to show me her tits on cam my first day on SL. later AA partners with FK who eventually leaves her for LM but only after LM's partner BX has gone on too long of a rl heroin binge so she abandons him taking LM from AA. AA is a slut but now calls me a whore whenever she can because she is embarassed about being the welcome area bicycle. don't think i forgot your offer to cam for me babe :) now her partner FX stalks me when she's IRL probably fucking strange men she picks up at lesbian bars. PEOPLE. leave me out of this shit. it's tiring and it gives me a headache thinking about the circularity of it all. expand your unlove triangles into squares, rectangles, i don't fucking care, just leave me alone!!!! i'm happier this way than any of you are with each other besides. also, you're all muted :D

my black hole of a soul

oh hayyyy again. well, aside from the recompilation of my inventory (i'm back at 63,500 inventory count....oh how i missed you 60k+) people seem to be throwing awesome shit at me wherever i go with or without massive linden binging. i was ranting in dv8 waiting at the lucky chairs with amazing new boots in them (have you been hiding under a linden rock?)

(pause in typing as ferris calls my phone again on restricted for the 13th time)

anyway. um, these boots. they are hot. and i bought the available sale pairs but you have to stalk this chair with me cuz they are limited edition color combos and i am a compulsive collector. so i was ranting at my girl thiz that her grey skin with kimono look was very post apocalyptically classical and i mentioned in local chat how i have been looking for a black skin. like, black. not half black, not mulatto, not dark brown either...which americans call black because they are 95% color blind. but BLACK. and bam, vasha dropped this awesome skin on me that was made just for her but i'm steeeeealing, single black female style. shit is so hot, i don't even have to wear pants (my pants were sticking out of the lovely boots and fucking up the pictures). seriously. i'm not wearing pants in any of these pictures. AND, i finally get to break out the awesome color change staff dysturbed dropped on me when i was walking around with my glowing staff of hearts stalking the PREVIOUS still awesome hairs all in the chair at dv8. freaking love it when people make it easier to play out my character by dropping stylish essential pieces on me that i would otherwise have no means of finding or knowing about. so hot. so hot i'm burnt to a black crisp.

i am wearing:

silent sparrow lucky chair lust female set

leafy mr. buttons vday chair robot set, poofs hearts! omfg

dv8 dual color changing staff

dv8 demonette boots black (1st pics) pink/black (2nd set of pics) (yes, yes i DO luvs deez boots dysturbed!)

ms. vasha's own black kitty skin

Blue Blood gore set in pink (super cheap! go get some separates at blue blood, sale on second floor vendors today! sale in gateaux boulevard location tomorrow! so many sales, BUY BUY!!)

and finally, no pants! i am wearing no pants!!!!

o rly? ok rly? rly ok? ok.

hay. so wow. you guys like it when i rant. got more hits yesterday than ever before. you want rants? i can rant. rant is actually my middle name. okrebecca rants dastardly. yes. so, when i went to check my gmail a minute ago i found this link advertised in the sidebars: The Linden Store ????? apparently they sell lindens....and the exchange rate looks, um, about the same. what is the point in that???? is that even....well i would say legal but i think the entire enterprise of selling and buying lindens/dollars online is probably technically illegal and without precedent. mmm precedents. i'm into new precedents. black ones too :O    

which reminds me. i would rant about the whole double standard of fundraising/aid on a racial spectrum analysis but....i don't want to become rapidly unpopular even to the readers who enjoy my point of view. let me just say that i assume it is easier to raise money for singed sad looking koalas than bloated starving african orphans. the end. 

still no pitchers??? get sl some steroids

so, lag, and other things, recompiling/reorganizing are taking up my time online right now. but, that's really good news, because i'm getting TONS of my shit back, like, literally almost all of it. at least from the english speaking section of designers. what's been really mutually depressing and furthering the annoyance of this issue is several HUGE mistakes and ongoing flaws in lindens design of the whole platform/"game" whatever you want to call it.

HUGE FUCKING ISSUE #1-no offline backup! wtf is up with this shit anyway. we spend hundreds of dollars on pixel clothes and we can't even put our fur coats in storage or lock our diamonds in a safe deposit box? seriously, get REAL. even designers i know haven't yet signed up for second inventory or anything because unless you have full perms on an object you can't upload it on the third party server. there should be a third, or fuck, even a linden server, somewhere separate, to store all the data. i mean, they log our local chat every single line of gesture spam and text scsii art that drunk asshats throw into welcome area chatter and yet they can't save our expensive and irreplaceable objects? total bullshit. i'm calling you on it, lindens. how you like them apples? i think it's funny, i'm a bit paranoid atm with all my name calling at LL that i'm going to be banned or get in high school trouble and be sent to the principals office or something. but really, as this blog and my exploits in world should prove, i'm a pretty dedicated customer, and i spend more lindens than almost anyone i know in world. 

HUGE FUCKING ISSUE #2-the people using second life are shitty individuals.

SO MANY designers have responded initially to my notes/messages with wariness because of assholes who have scammed them prior to my requests today. who the fuck do you think you are? you're fucking ruining it for those of us who are legit and decent people. make customer service more of an aggressive battle between two opposing forces when it should be a mutual aim to make us look good/feel good e-psychologically and support online/cyber/real life artists financially. 

HUGE FUCKING ISSUE #3 (or 1, sub A)-no logs of complete transactions history. HELLO? you can keep logs of all the 0L items i purchase for no real reason at all but you can't document when i spend 5000 in nyla's store or blow 5k in armidi? great thinking there LL. oh wait, you aren't paid to think....what ARE you paid to do exactly? rodney? anyone? i know rodney eats ribs and soda over his desk most of the time i meet up with him in ahern. don't deny it either. 

***For the Record: you cannot download the old account transactions file from your account page online even if you wanted to if you have a mac. the file itself is an unrecognized format for mac's and os.x so you're totally left out in the cold if you have a top of the line computer. 

ok. remember kids, when you see your local friendly lindens, be sure to pass on a message for me!!!!

"FUCK YOU."

shitty shit that happens to me (or, Good People vs. The Rest of You Wankers)

imagine

you get in a minor car accident but you still require medical attention. you are escorted by officials to a hospital and the rest of the experience is blank after that. however, the tow truck driver manages to steal your ipod in your vulnerability. in less than 24 hours you recognize that your music and machine is gone. let's extend this and say...that your harddrive also crashes at the same time as your car. and so you no longer have your itunes library. everything you bought, everything you uploaded, all the weeks it took to set up 400 compact discs onto AAVC format in the itunes library is gone, and there's no recourse whatsoever. apple can't do shit, and maybe you don't even own a mac, just use itunes due to laziness. now your music is gone. essentially. let's say the tow truck driver also stole all your physical cd stash from your trunk when he cleaned you out. ok, so, you are without music. how does this feel? pretty horrible right? it's not like you MADE the music, or that it belonged to you so much necessarily. but you at one time "possessed" it and it had slowly or rapidly become a part of you that you are not the same without. 

this is how i feel about my lost inventory. obviously it was expensive, just like cds or songs purchased on itunes compulsively. but it's also art, and personal, and emotional, like music and lyrics and favorite songwriters and artists. i'm not going to argue any further over what is created on second life is art, because it simply is and it's a stupid argument. 

that being said, i sent out over a dozen notecards today in my deep hole of depression to request that my ok-awesomeness could be rewarded by returning the lost items. honestly, some bitches have deferred me like Brown University in November of '00 but that aside, most people have been kind, and typically sympathetic as well. not mentioning any names, out of requests and respect, but there are some designers who have no means (just like me) of accessing ancient account transactions and have simply offered for me to select a specific number of outfits, dresses, or items that i like/recollect from in-store to have back. i'm almost too scared to login at the moment or in the near future even to receive responses. i don't handle rejection well and extending myself in this manner, sending notecards and begging for personal favors and such is just not very like me. it is even just the slightest bit heartwarming that many designers have and continue to take the time to personally message me and give feedback and support in various ways, and i assert again, aggressively, that i appreciate it excessively. 

i'm going to take some cutie pictures of pinkness eventually and post them in the next entry. went crazy at shoparmidi.com's pink sale...yes...of course i did. did i have any choice in the matter really? NO.

edit: this matter of lost inventory and notecards to designers would be greatly aided if linden labs could make fucking notecards load/work properly. so...pissed off....killl you....lindens.

first non clothing list list on blog filled with lists

maybe i should keep a list of lists that i list that don't list clothes?

anyway

second (but primary) pet peeves:

doors on stores...take yr fucking doors down idiots. i won't even come back if a door gives me enough trouble. you ever walk into a glass door irl? and how often do you return to that location? never. yep.

charging for demos...really what's the point? is that the only way you can make money off selling shapes? which you put ads up for that don't even show the body shape? idiots x 2.

indirect tps/main landing points...not only does this make it impossible to ever explain how to get somewhere to a n00b, but it's also irritating when you have to memorize an entire sim layout to get where you want to shop/play/chat. do we really need to land near the 'ole 'oak tree in the middle of oz every time we teleport to stick our gum under the bottom branch? or what?

...more when i can be awake to be cranky more.

too tired to think of titles

i now exceed the sleep capacity of a lioness, i have moved directly into sloth territory. here are some more piccies of cute shit you can buy to save white people from homelessness. the victoria corset outfit is 200L at shapes by kira just inside near the subscribo and the jewelry is from Kunsthammer. skin's one of ashia's other skins i found in inventory, bitch makes prettiness :( also lazy places boots, cuz i'm a sheep, i mean, satirical satyr.

buy this stuff, feel better afterwards

hay. last minute before i go to bed, here's some of the stuff you can spend your hard earned (or not) lindens on to go to bushfire aid. all links are a couple posts below. none of it is sale priced obviously, but if you're going to spend 1K on a skin might as well be these. come with a bunch of options for makeups and tats and such. check them out.

clover panties sets, ashia timeless skins, tokeo plastik bushfire skins, lazy places red cross boots/paws

scribble this

oh hay. i keep getting distracted by hunts within hunts. here's the jewelry prizes from the latest sanu quest. included in the 10 prizes are two choker options one with pendant one without, three sets of earrings, simple drop, longer drop, and chandelier style, as well as the lipring and a nose ring i couldn't get positioned properly myself, just to name a few. sanu's note to the group and fashcon indicated her acknowledgement of hunt fatigue syndrome across the grid. but as her words insist, her hunts are "different" and i can't help but agree. each time sanu sets up a hunt she includes a 10 part story within the hint notes. you can do what most will and just scroll to the bottom to gloss out the main hint but if you take the time to appreciate sanu's hardwork, you will see that she has a very particular and loveable style of storytelling that reminds me of childhood folklore and british literature all in one. enjoy yourself, and feel free to ask me or other fellow hunters for tips and tricks if you are lost on a clue. most of all though, relish in the beauty that sanu constantly showers on her group with gifts and the grid through the means of these and other hunts. thank you so much sanu! i knew there was a reason why i have an entire folder with your name...

also, check out how lovely the sim itself is set up with sanu's newest build in this latest of moves. feel bad she has to move so much but each time we get a new surprise and a new landscape to explore. checking out each and every tiny piece of the details is part of what will get you successfully through this hunt so get out there and strip down to your valentines skivvies to avoid the lag. 

Sanu new scribble main store!

second life is all sunshine and rainbows

some of you may know i consider myself "half gay." ok, now you all do. anyway, i LOVE rainbows. have my whole life too. whomever is now thinking to themselves "Rainbows, I hate rainbows..." you're a bad person!! i started my rainbow obsession on second life purchasing an awesome set of Rainbow Brite boots from Love Kitty that have to be the best available. if target sold rainbow brite boots irl i would buy them and never take them off until May. anyway, the boots begot need for an outfit, and one outfit would leave me feeling unsatisfied in quality so i've been on epic quests for the perfect rainbow brite costume since then. in the meantime, however, there is a golden pot at the end of it full of rainbow shit all over the grid, and here's some of the stuff i've found recently. 

worn:

...free rainbow wings from a pack no idea where i got them sorry :(

...Malizz group gift color change glasses free now!

...Drinkenstein Sorbet skin available in Sea Hole store

...*aN* amerie's naughty star tights

...FM funkeheknom rainbow particle rainbow pumps (particles work no matter what the land settings FTW!!)

...Dirty Lynx kittz neko skirt (rainbow paws oooh)

...Katat0nik rainbow locked heart choker new group gift! color change one only 25L in store yay

...Otaku Designs nightmare rainbow tats free hunt gift! go to Razor Mall and have at the freeness

...Violet Voltaire Kaela crown rainbow

also...i finally forked over for a flickr so eventually the format will change so i can insert pictures within text like i dunno how to do yet with blogspot. baby steps on the intrawebz, yay.

i don't miss you.

are you a bad person? do you prey on vulnerable sick young women on the internet? well. sometimes shit happens not just on the internet. like in australia for example. white people died. true story. if you want to help raise money and redeem your soul by tiny amounts maybe you could go get this beautiful recolor of an Evie's Closet dress for 500L to raise money for the fire victims. that's about 2 US dollars to make yourself feel better for a minute or two...might even last longer than a bag of heroin. 

the stringer mausoleum wings are a hunt gift, as is the fan from Digital Eyes.

moar aid for whitey:

limited edition white/red and plain white boots at Lazy Places

ashia tomsen skins

AnaLu skins

Tokeo.Plastik skins

hair at Philotic Energy

dress from Moonshine Fine Clothing

Studio Sidhe jewelry

Pixel Dust

Reel Expressions poses

Long Awkward Pose [LAP]

Spork pink sweater limited edition

Trubble main store

Shapes by Kira

Kuntshammer (necklace)

Mythology outfit

Hatpins purple lacey decorated hat

Laughing Academy red/black valentines dress

entire area of red cross donation vendors at LVS Drive sim

complete list on another blog of the organizer

ALL PROCEEDS benefit the red cross, etc. totally non-profit endeavor. something i can really put my (dad's) money behind.

lunchboxes and boy tois

so, i've been walking around in the bathing suit from a couple days ago and decided it made a good point at least in my head it makes sense that i am wearing lingerie because i have no clothes!!$&%^ err, i lost all my good ones. well. not even true. but i'm still being petulant. and expressing it in my pixel garb. so, i made my title "I Need Clothes" for a while to further the cause, and while i have clothing i'm going to post later today for very good reason, i fully intend to continue wearing lingerie bathing suits and latex gear until i get into a better e-state of e-mind about the inventory loss (will it ever happen?). however, it's hard to be so fussy and upset when there's hundreds of gifts being showered upon me every minute of every hour of every day i log in to second life. today i got a notice from the Toi Store where they had some cute wooden block necklaces at cheap prices a while ago, and i remembered liking the idea of the store, so I went back when the notice said lips with free things in them!!!! and i got this awesome lunchbox! Toi himself was in store when i showed up and he passed me ANOTHER super cutey lunchbox (kungfu style) in addition to this free marilyn monroe themed one you can pick up in the "hidden" lips...tiny store, so go knock yourself out "hunting" :D and speaking of hunts, i'm pictured here in some of the lovely floral seats around Ohana Isle for the Eolande's sponsored hunt, which sidetracked me when i went to check out the lucky chairs (candy hearts jewelry now featured) and the GLHunt box in Eolande's...she is having her own hunt and you just walk around looking for little pink hearts with white titles indicating their number, then bam, you have a folder of new accessories and jewels GOODY!!!!%@$ the delicate floral arrangements in the garden here lent themselves perfectly to the bright red in the outfit and hair i am wearing, the bikini was a subscribo gift from Scarlia in the past but the boots and hair (Diversity Hair valentine gift right in front in store) are both free prizes found amidst the ongoing hunts/freebie blogging frenzy of the season. this skin too, was a miasnow dollarbie around christmas time. in fact, the only things not free that i'm wearing in these images are the tattoo (Truth), the skull bracers from Dirty Lynx, and the scripted color change/size reset hearts belt from GrueLing designs. no cash to spend? that's ok, Dirty Lynx has lucky chairs in two locations (see sidebar links) and Grue is gifting a pair of heart and diamond earrings in store now so hurry and go! underlayer gloves free at one point from Retox, hunt gift maybe? boots just came to my attention in another note that i've since deleted, free on the pedestal in Dominion shopping district.